Friendship is like peeing on yourself

#6>You laugh - I laugh
You cry - I cry
You jump of a bridge - I paddle and save your sorry

#7>2 Friends +2 Gether = 4 Ever!

#8>Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

#9>
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.

#10>A good friend will bail you out of jail and lecture you about how you messed up. A great friend will be sitting right next to you laughing about it saying "damn, we really screwed up!"