A true friend is someone

#1>"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer

#2>"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes

#3>"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!'

#4>
Friend are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.


#5>"Never discuss politics or religion with friends."